
I
hate my job...
as a Telephone
Interviewer
Welcome to cubicle hell - Dilbert eat your heart out. My world is two foot six wide and walled with paper covered in scribbles (and that's on a part-CATI job- for the odd paper one we still do, read one foot six wide because the paper takes up the rest).
The subject
for today
is financial
services,
and the interviews
are taking
35 minutes
average -
we're saying
25 and it
still goes
down like
a lead balloon.
They're not
even customers
and we can't
tell them
who it's for
until the
end. It seems
like an endless
procession
of embarrassed,
irritated
people who
wish I hadn't
rung. There's
no particular
pressure on
me to get
N completed
by the end
of the day
but I like
to have some
motivation
in my work
and if I'm
not getting
interviews
it is very,
very depressing.
A couple of
times I've
found a willing
person only
to discover
they're going
on holiday
in fifteen
minutes, or
just dashing
out, and could
have done
it if only
etc. etc.
This is pure
heartbreak
when completeds
are proving
difficult
- it's like
finding the
girl of your
dreams only
to be told
she's married
or leaving
for the Bahamas
forever tomorrow.
What a stupid comparison to make. How sad is that? But that's the kind of depths to which you can sink in the middle of a job like this - it's not a straightforward interview and I have to concentrate on the content even in the screener, so I can't switch off and think about something else. The goal of getting someone to spare just over half an hour, by telling them it's just under and sounding very nice and earnest, becomes my life's only goal.
Two of
the five people
working on
this job seem
to be having
more luck
than the rest
of us. I have
overheard
one of them
saying 'about
a quarter
of an hour'
and I'm afraid
that may be
the trade-off,
integrity
vs achievement.
Tricky one.
The other
three of us
have a handful
of interviews
each and are
wearing a
deep frown
when we meet
at the coffee
machine.
Even having a coffee machine tells you that I'm in one of the better telephone room environments, with all mod cons and upwards of £50 a day in your pocket. And I still hate it. If I wasn't hoping to get a cushy job next time round - maybe 10 minutes on mobile phones or 15 on holiday choices - I'd have jacked it in.
But being a telephone interviewer isn't something you do by choice. It's not a career decision, it's a filling-in job.
By the way, am I getting paid for this article?
I
love my job...
as a Telephone
Interviewer
 [ this month's
'I Love' author
was shown
the 'I Hate'
in advance ]
Oh Honestly! It's not that bad! If it's not your cup of tea, do something else. Hardly rocket science that one, was it? I've been a fieldworker on and off for nearly twenty years and it's served me very well on the whole. Here are ten things I like about it. Yes, Ten! Ya big Wuss ...
1. it's convenient - I can pick it up and drop it when I wish, within reason, and mix it with other things in my life, like having children. And by the way if you think a 35 minute financial services is stressful, try a 35 minute trip to the supermarket with three children between the ages of 1 and 6
2. on the other hand, if I want to establish more of a long-term relationship with a research agency I can, and I get a kind of progression - I work on more interesting jobs, I can pick and choose more
3.
it's a 'contact'
job. I like
talking and
listening
to people
and I'm talking
with new people
all the time
4. the subject matter isn't always interesting but it isn't always boring either. Sometimes I feel quite up-to-speed on subjects I wouldn't otherwise even touch on
5. I like the people who work in research - I like the field controllers I've worked with and I even like the REs. Sometimes ;)
6. the hours are regular - there are evening and weekend jobs but once you get to know an agency, for example, you can be fairly selective about which of those you take
7. the stress level is actually quite low because you can drop it when you leave. And ...
8. those difficult quotas are not really your problem, are they Sweetie, provided the execs know you're good and doing
your best. At the end of each day, you can forget 'em, and party.
9.
I like meeting
other interviewers,
and we're
quite a sociable
bunch. When
I've worked
in a telephone
room we've
always gone
for a drink,
and when you're
working from
home you enjoy
the times
you do come
into the office
for a briefing
or a Christmas
knees-up
10.
Once, in the
'80s, when
I worked in
a telephone
room in EC1,
there was
this supervisor
called Dave,
and in the
lunch break
... Well,
those cubicles
are awful
small but
he was Gorgeous.
This is totally
anonymous
isn't it?
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